Efron to everyone: "(Hair flip) I'm (slow pout) not (sexy wink) gay (jazz hands)"

I guess Zac Efron's on the cover of the next Details. I guess he dispels rumors of his alleged homo-ness. I guess nothing is worth believing in.

According to the hope destroyers at ShowbizSpy.com, the High School Musical pixie said in the interview, regarding gay rumors dished by Perez Hilton, "Honestly, if the worst he can say about me is that I’m gay, then I think I’ll be fine. I can handle it."

Well... to be fair... that doesn't really mean he's not gay. He's just... content in being called gay. Well, maybe we should all just call him gay then. Since he likes it so damn much.

Sorry, bitterness overcoming me. Let's go back to the caucuses, where I can pretend to have faith again. Xo.

Zac Efron puts gay rumors to bed:

http://www.showbizspy.com/2008/01/14/zac-efron-puts-gay-rumors-to-bed/

Comments

[Sterling]

You don't know how much my heart rate rose when I read the title of your post. I was hoping for confirmation of my wildest dreams!

[kevin57]

For Zac to be gay would be so delicious...not just because he's delicious, but because the evangelical crowd finally thought that his movies were the answer to Hollywood "filth." Oh, well, they'll be on to the next "messiah."