Dear Tila Tequila...
Dear Tila Tequila
I don't watch your show. I know I'm supposed to, but the only MTV Viacom network dating show I can stomach is I Love New York. Anyway, from what I have gathered, you call the women on your show "the sluts," everyone sleeps in a gigantic bed, and you've done some weird obstacle course with cocktails (OK, I watched once for 15 minutes).
Though I have very little vested interest in your show, I'm kinda sad to see you picked a dude, as the Associated Press called him. From what I've heard, everyone was rooting for Dani the cute fire fighter and not Bobby, who looks like a douche bag to me. (Sorry, I went to high school on Long Island; the term "douche bag" is huuuuge there). I've seen Dani. I've watched the clip of her rapping. She's a FIRE FIGHTER. Don't you have fantasies of hooking up with a fire fighter? I know I do.
Basically, I'm sure there's going to be a Shot of Love 2 because, while he's somewhat attractive, Bobby's a loser. And don't expect Dani to come crawling back. I highly doubt she's the type of girl who'd do that.
Whatever,
Michelle.
In case ya'll missed the finale, here's the big verdict...
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